Parallel lines, trading minds, Elon Musk invents headlines, parking spot finds, and much more from this week in funny tweets. November 17...

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"Mid," a daughter's width, people start having kids, the "bad news" you're calling with, and much more from this week in funny tweets. No...

Tony Hawk's Larry David Halloween fit, a spot-on bit, a community note favourite, I have to just sit here in it, and much more from this wee...

I call it politricks, "Like a Rolling Stone" kicks, a Good Fortune Burger fix, unsure if dril's story sticks, and much more from this week i...

You're my only hope, Francesca Scorsese helps cinephiles cope, eating new foods is dope, Jim Jordan's told nope, and much more from this wee...

October used to be cold, when Steph Tolev takes hold, never get old, $10 worth of Twitter ads sold, and much more from this week in funny tw...

Beaker of the house, an ex and her ex's ex-spouse, Republicans grouse, what owning a safety vest allows, and much more from this week in fun...

Inning #2, why is the sound so bad at this venue, Ayo Edebiri's dad's review, what Travis Kelce has gotten himself into, and much more from...

Piss Jugman, the guy who filmed Russell Brand, Beetlejuice fans, the closest millennials and zoomers will get to owning land, and much more...

My knees no longer crack, Bill Maher's an unfunny hack, Martin Short as Uncle Jack, happy to be back, and much more from this week in funny...