This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: September 15, 2023
September 8
Can journalists please stop calling this website "X." It's like how we call Germany "Germany" even though they call themselves "Deutschland." in our language it is called "Twitter"
— worms cited (@christapeterso) September 9, 2023
"You don't need glasses" is such a fun new one. https://t.co/2jd2hXgxOW
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) September 8, 2023
Most insane George plot on Seinfeld is when the movie he wants to watch is already rented out so he uses the video store computer to look up who has the tape and then goes to their home. pic.twitter.com/tweXPMm4HO
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) September 8, 2023
Yesterday, an article was published suggesting that Jimmy Fallon is a rage monster and Twitter was like, "Yeah, that checks out." Today an article was published suggesting Martin Short is not that funny, and Twitter was like, "We rally at dawn!"
— Max Weiss (@maxthegirl) September 9, 2023
Martin Short presenting at the 1999 Emmy Awards with the Tony he won months before is one of the funniest awards show moments ever pic.twitter.com/ksDllmFmLW
— Ryan Aguirre (@aguirreryan) September 9, 2023
Simply cannot let people on here engage in any sort of Martin Short discourse without posting this clip. pic.twitter.com/Y4e0VpLI05
— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) September 8, 2023
martin short is hilarious pic.twitter.com/4rOaAAyV4z
— Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) September 8, 2023
we don't talk enough about martin short as larry david as linus in a charlie brown christmas https://t.co/wP3f95MxHL pic.twitter.com/UfJiG2SKvW
— levi teitel (@lateitel) September 8, 2023
Uncle Jack might by the best one off character on Arrested Development. Martin Short is a legend, top 5 funniest person to be put in front of a camera. pic.twitter.com/dbESbcj4Ox
— It's Keaton! (@EvilKeaton) September 8, 2023
Might be the greatest bunker tip of all-time. pic.twitter.com/lwX6ugoth5
— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) September 8, 2023
Not only is today @BernieSanders' 82nd birthday, it's also the anniversary of this tweet. pic.twitter.com/M5rcR7SLZU
— People for Bernie (@People4Bernie) September 8, 2023
ayo for his age this is genuinely a wild play https://t.co/8OED0sT1yb
— Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy) September 8, 2023
Trae Young tweeted "Another Day, Another Opportunity💯" after the USA lost and also after Queen Elizabeth died. Insanely chaotic individual
— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) September 8, 2023
There were some absolute bangers that day https://t.co/0Xu3E3lqEo pic.twitter.com/1OtLLBzTl7
— Phoenician thnkr (@christweetsllc) September 8, 2023
Thinking of her today. #RIP #QueenElizabeth pic.twitter.com/mPNqXNm4My
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) September 8, 2023
I'm not pulling over for Optimus Prime. Go to hell https://t.co/SU9H8Sw85Q
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) September 9, 2023
Joe Jonas was tired of asking Sophie Turner for uppies, TMZ reports pic.twitter.com/yAP5J7bkim
— ... (@MarchingWith7) September 8, 2023
Sophie Turner would order the fully loaded nachos but then keep all the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, for herself, in violation of the restaurant's stated rules, TMZ reports pic.twitter.com/48avJvofav
— Lon Harris (@Lons) September 8, 2023
oh they really fucked up pic.twitter.com/3hTYTTEcml
— Sarah McGonagall (@gothspiderbitch) September 9, 2023
US schools are less about education and more about making sure parents get to work by 8. Now you know. https://t.co/wclP6TPnKM
— Elon Musk is a white supremacist (@LisaA311) September 8, 2023
this man's brain needs to be studied in a lab pic.twitter.com/V66LMGGunR
— ｋ (@lawfulspice) September 8, 2023
I know men aren't doing anything past dinner dates and flowers for their babes because WHYYYYY do all the girls on tiktok "know" that they're getting engaged the day it happens😫 Booking her a nail appointment for the first time since you've known her? Sir pls😂
— S. (@Simply_Shingii) September 8, 2023
I was teaching. my students came to school Monday & told me they saw my boyfriend at 6flags on a double date with his brother. 😂 they sat me down & everything. I went to cry on lunch because these kids were like 9 & they had video evidence like cheaters. https://t.co/3xvYr2mbm7
— 🌞 (@MaryyJpoppins) September 9, 2023
September 9
i'm sorry miss jackson /: i am fr
— clay ⛷️ (@hanfjob) September 9, 2023
It's giving a black employee took over the account for this occasion 😭 https://t.co/u2qhR10uY0
— Sylvia (@SylviaObell) September 9, 2023
SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/s3xCkyyxUP
— Mike Golic Jr (@mikegolicjr) September 9, 2023
Julia Louis-Dreyfus's acceptance speech for the Mark Twain Prize is such an important moment in history. pic.twitter.com/2ZFMmgM0Hj
— Chris Dennis (@ChrisDnns) September 9, 2023
Snoopy is gonna jack off :/ https://t.co/l60E2XpmfZ
— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) September 9, 2023
Starting to think that American cameras need the shutter sound on permanently https://t.co/HGiZy3mmlL
— Sudoplatovista (@boris_molotov) September 9, 2023
BREAKING NEWS: Police forget the word trousers. pic.twitter.com/KEedJaABvT
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 9, 2023
If nothing else today has given birth to an eternal meme, this is sensational pic.twitter.com/4640PlDy4G
— Euro (@EuroExpert_) September 9, 2023
This Mets hit by pitch statcast graphic is hilarious pic.twitter.com/79atGS7oWx
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) September 9, 2023
Brother, it's time to get a job pic.twitter.com/eviufOS1zM
— Ben Axelrod (@BenAxelrod) September 9, 2023
Lol pic.twitter.com/YnaxjF7UzG
— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) September 9, 2023
"Big strong men, big burly football fans, with tears in their eyes, coming up to me saying, sir, I've never told a former president to fuck off before, sir, but …" pic.twitter.com/qoiO5qpqZt
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) September 9, 2023
I just heard about "yo-yo flu" where people feel sick all the time, it remits temporarily and then returns and I have to break it to folks: that's chronic illness and we've been warning you about it
— Amanda Hu (@amandalhu) September 10, 2023
Martin Short is trending and Idk why it made me think when he was 'Jiminy Glick' interviewing Steven Spielberg and asked him "you've done so many films when are you gonna do 'The big one'?" pic.twitter.com/lCatOclTbH
— Retire_Salmons15 (@Js4424) September 9, 2023
I love them. this clip immediately reminded me of this lovely bit from Martin Short's memoir about what Kurt Russell did for him after his wife Nancy Dolman passed https://t.co/PbnCQNZJAC pic.twitter.com/u8OuLK7X8S
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) September 9, 2023
(norm macdonald voice) "The pope held a private audience at the Vatican with a group of American dignitaries. One of those dignitaries? You guessed it, Frank Stallone." https://t.co/HZSM3L2bee
— Sal Gentile (@salgentile) September 9, 2023
ashton kutcher is a slime ball pic.twitter.com/6ZOQ70Vf21
— riley (@princess_antifa) September 9, 2023
They wrote the letters of support because they didn't think they would become public. Full stop. https://t.co/DvEtyUWfxk
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) September 9, 2023
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